Combing My Hair

What is Combing My Hair?

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"

Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

See masterbation, jerking, excuses

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