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An earthquake made of condoms.
When my girlfriend jumps around in the bed, the box of condoms spills over, and we have a condomquake...
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that part of the road where you aren't sure whether to stop or drive through the amber traffic light.
when pulled over by the cops..
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The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.
I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effec..
