What is Comcastic?
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Adjective meaning really, really shitty.
I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.
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2.
A word devised by the Comcast marketing team to equate Comcast with fantastic. Ironically twisted by Comcast customers to mean "something that can drive you to homocide"
"Oh man, we'll start saying Comcastic! Who knows, people might use it in everyday speech! Holy shit I deserve a bonus!"
"Man the DMV was fucking Comcastic today."
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Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!
Yeah! It was comcastic!
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An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.
We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
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Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks.
My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
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The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.
1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
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Paying for a service but not actually receiving it.
EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.
EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
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