Comcasting

What is Comcasting?


1.

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

See comcast, boss, office, comcastic, demand, Robness

2.

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

See comcast, terrible, att


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