What is Comcastrated?
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To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.
I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.
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A slang term defining female masturbation.
Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.
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To stick ones finger up an arse, either your own or someone elses, and to then smear this finger and its contents under the nose of the ..
