What is Come For The Food, Stay For The Pie?
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To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.
"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"
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Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier..
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Simple really.
"It was so funny, i was ROTFLMAOOL!"
See lmao, lol, rotflm..