What is Come On?
1.
The single most persuasive phrase in the English language.
Michael: I'm not sure I want to do this.
Gob: Come on!
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2.
1) Another way to say "hurry up".
2) An expression of disbelief, similar to "what's up with that?".
3) To ejaculate on an object or person.
George: "Come on, we're gonna be late!"
Shirley: "Hold on, I've gotta find a new dress to wear. My old one got come on."
George: "Come on! You're such a dumb slut!"
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3.
A phrase that can be used to instantaneously pacify any situation, as depicted on a South Park episode.
After it became known that the phrase was used to rectify the long-standing altercation between the Bloods and the Crips, people told the Israelis and Palestinians to just "come on", and they all finally came to their senses. A few months later, the guys working for a New World Order were told to come on, and they instantly lost interest in their plans for world domination. Later everyone got together and smoked a bowl.
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4.
A person's general attitude, approach to others.
His come on was a bit dodgy.
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