What is Come On Eileen?
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The ejaculation of a male onto an unsuspecting victim, usually an inappropriate female (Iie. a flat-mates girlfriend or mother) when they least expect it.
Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.
NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Shit, I was sat watching Buzzcocks the other day when Calvin burst in, shouting the works to Dexy's, when Freddie's mum got it in the eye. Gotta love the ol' Come On Eileen tactics.
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