Comedy Central

What is Comedy Central?


1.

The only good channel on cable.

Comedy central is great!!!

2.

the only reason for my existence + the only reason i pay for cable instead of stealing it

comedy central is the best network ever

south park rules all bow down

3.

Used to be the laughing stock of cable, now one of the most influential stations.

With great T.V. shows like Chappelle Show, Tough Crowd, The Daily Show, and South Park (and many many more), Comedy Central is on top.

See LAWL

4.

The best network on tv period

southpark is on it duh

See Matthew

5.

Also known as the stoner channel it was once great channel now its overrun with shitty cartoons (except southpark), naked puppets (crank yankers), high school movies for teenagers, 2 hour Mad TV marathons 2-3 times a day and a whole bunch of other crap thats not funny at all.

With shows like crank yankers, drawn together, hour long mad tv re runs shown one after another and gay teen movies I dont watch comedy central as much as I used to no matter how high I am.

6.

Awesome most of the time:

Daily Show: the only reliable mainstream news source on tv(on print it's the onion duh!); it takes punches at both the right and the left, but considering most self-labeling "conservatives" are dumbasses these days, they leave themselves wide open for more shots, thus the satire of neo-condoms are hilarious (even my ignorant neo-con friends love it and the station)

South Park: Shocking, awesome, and re-inventing itself

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn: Douche Bag who won't shut up and give other people a chance to rationally express their opinions

Reno 911, Crank Yankers, usually whatever the newest show is: funny for the first five minutes you ever saw them, then crap crap boring crap

Dave Attell: ok, always finds something crazy and worthwhile in every town

Dave Chappell: Kick ass satire. I never thought I'd see a blind black kkk member. Proves just how dumb racism is. Anyways the shit, just make more new episodes for prince's sake!

Mad tv: This show is boring; the characters are just dumb; they suck

Kids in the hall: Best Comedy Show ever!!! BRING IT BACK!!! AWESOME

Anyways that about sums it up.

did you see the daily show last night, (insert guest) was on last night?

yeah amazing, john stewart is the shit.

Yeah I totally watch that instead of the simpsons considering I've seen them all about 40 times; after the daily show I watch adult swim or vh1

7.

The only network that plays Coming to America 5,00000 times a week

Damn Coming to America agian? Must be comedy central!

See eddie murphy, comedy central, south park


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