What is Comeuppance?
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(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.
Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.
Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.
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THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.
MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.
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Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.
"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."
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-taken from the nursery ryhmes of Andrew Dice Clay
"Little Boy Blue... Cuz he needah da money!"
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not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.
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