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1. when you wake up in the bathroom hungover from the bacardi 161 the night before, call your boss to tell her you have the flu, then spend..

1. The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why..

1. To take a shit, pinch a loaf, bomb pearl harbor, drop the kids off "Oh, man, I shouldn't have eaten all those beans. I really..