What is Comfort Cock?
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Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.
Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.
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this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
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A mixture of Obama and retardation. You can figure out the rest.
"Obama is a retard. Therfore he has Obamatardation."
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