What is Comfort Cock?
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Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.
Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.
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One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since t..
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Completely useless
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The state of being filthy richdue to the acquisition of a large sum of money.
"This porno is gonna make me Oprah-rich!"
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