Comfort Sex

What is Comfort Sex?


1.

the new codeword for "a hug".

it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.

*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*

dan: hey ellie! what's up?

ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(

dan: is there anything i can do?

ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now

dan: aww come here

*they hug*

fin

See cuddle, smooch, hate fuck, kiss, friend

2.

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.

Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.

See comfort sex, facial, bare back, mike, gay


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