What is Comfort Snail?
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in the same category as "awkward turtle", "TMI turkey", and "shady palm tree". you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.
"oh no, don't feel bad. here's the comfort snail."
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One who gives other a handjob.
"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".
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First baseman for the Sox, and possibly the funniest player. He's my dawg.
"Kevin Millar hit a homer last night"
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