What is Comfort Wipe?
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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Random Words:
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what's left of an arse after it's been well had.
dam honey you left me with a eweygoeybung...
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Loving someone who doesn't love you back.
chris has an unrequited love for her.
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Loving someone who will never love you back...
