What is Comfort Wipe?
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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When your breath smells exactly like your ass.
Person A: Dude, you've got zactly's breath!
Person B: What's zactly&apos..
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Similarto Hood Slide, but in England the bit at the front of the car is called a bonnet.
There is a bonnet slide in the opening credit..
