What is Comfort Wipe?
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as..
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another term for pussy.
girl: hey cutie
boy: damn girl, u look like u got that good gushy stuff!!!
See booty, pussy, kitty cat, poona..