Comfort Wipe

What is Comfort Wipe?

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

See comfort, wipe, toilet paper, ass, shit, poop, fat people

Nix Nuts

1. gutless person (most cases with male reference) Nix Nuts will never back you up. He'll run instead of fight. See gutless, spinele..

Ko-tex

1. A Korean person from Texas. Wun Hung Lo is originally from Korea but resides in Texas, that makes him a Ko-Tex. See korean, texas, ori..

Motor Pool

1. A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Comfort Wipe Edit Meaning