Comfort Wipe

What is Comfort Wipe?

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

See comfort, wipe, toilet paper, ass, shit, poop, fat people

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