Comfort Wipe

What is Comfort Wipe?

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

See comfort, wipe, toilet paper, ass, shit, poop, fat people

Llemutee

1. A genetic mix of a llama, an emu and a manitee. A Fat feathered animal with a llama face, that spits. An amphibious creature. Commonly ..

Microsoft Paint Masterpiece

1. An oxymoron used in slangdefine's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload. "Don't upload copyrighted content -..

Omnism

1. Meaning total hatred for all things and people alike. The South Park Character called Cartman was born prejudice, he hates jews & h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Comfort Wipe Edit Meaning