Comfort Wipe

What is Comfort Wipe?

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

See comfort, wipe, toilet paper, ass, shit, poop, fat people

Nios

1. 1. agreeing/aknowledging something. 2. a greeting. 3. describing something - add ly 4. used in conjunction with murr 5. can be added..

Zobie

1. how red necks say zombie theres a zobie in my boot..

Hectus

1. Someone that you don't know hugging you. I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me..

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