Comfort Wipe

What is Comfort Wipe?

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

See comfort, wipe, toilet paper, ass, shit, poop, fat people

Jcs

1. Just Common Sense JCS...duh See obvious, normal, sensical, belated, over the top 2. Joint Cheifs of Staff bunch of white heads Now..

Umpherson

1. A big lanky dork who likes fucking live chickens. Wow, you really umphersoned that livestock the other day...

Ncw

1. A nigga crack whore. A girl or guy possibly in jail or out of jail who is black or wants to be black and does crack and sells their body..

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