What is Comfort Wipe?
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
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When someone says this, it means that they want to start a fight.
(Zach pushes John)John: What? You wanna go?
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