What is Comfort Wipe?
1.
A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
See
Random Words:
1.
A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.
Used in typical conversation:
Emma: "Ey up duck, ows y..
1.
The act of standing in the center of a circle of ladies and letting each one suck on your penis once as you rotate your way around the f..