Comftable

What is Comftable?


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Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leavingas much, plus you've got someone softto hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexyas hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

See big boned, chubby, girlfriend, thick, wifey


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