Comfuck

What is Comfuck?

1.

(v)

To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)

comcast

comcastic

comcastrophe

comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

See comcast, comcastrophe, comcasted, comcastic

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