Commander

What is Commander?


1.

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingmanor two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

2.

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

See facist, power trip, hood rat, cutie, boobs

3.

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

See JKD


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