Commander John

What is Commander John?

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

See toilet, crap, john, commander

Zombie Stomp

1. military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly ..

Jofe

1. when a girl is giving u a blowjob and she takes some skin off dude she jofed me and it hurt like a bitch See blowjob, handjob, sex, na..

Judy Fly

1. Roll that L with that rock playa! Im gone Judy Fly that jawn right here... zip! See crack, cocaine, dope, joint, l, ism, coolie, loveb..

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