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When your cats forgets that you already fed them.
I fed you an hour ago. Do you have catheimers or something?
See cat, pet, food, men..
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the little green guys who try and evade the fork of doom
Escape-Peas "I was buying groceries the other day... the bag of peas popp..
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Let's bang
Girl: "How do i look?"
Guy: " You got me straight trippin' boo!"..