Commentardy Edit Meaning

1.

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

See burn, cut, slam, insult, slow

2.

comments, remarks, and likewise that a human being with any sort of mental or physical handicap, abnormitally, or deformity makes regarding a given subject.

I watched this movie with this retard, because I have to do community service,and after that, I had to listen to his commentardy.