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1. When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision. Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good. Se..

1. Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind. I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't ev..