What is Commutan?
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The characteristic tan on the left arm and left side of the face that comes from a regular, northbound, outbound commute during the first few weeks of summer.
"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."
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Lifeless idiot who threatens other people to "omg teh h4><0r j00 lol".
He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate...