What is Commutan?
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The characteristic tan on the left arm and left side of the face that comes from a regular, northbound, outbound commute during the first few weeks of summer.
"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."
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To transfigure one object into another through unclear methods.
I deformographated rice into potatoes last night so I could drink shouc..
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A man's left and right hands. Used to self pleasure.
He came away from the club empty handed, so he went home and spent the night..