What is Commutan?
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The characteristic tan on the left arm and left side of the face that comes from a regular, northbound, outbound commute during the first few weeks of summer.
"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."
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To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.
"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."
See creedmoor..