What is Commutan?
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The characteristic tan on the left arm and left side of the face that comes from a regular, northbound, outbound commute during the first few weeks of summer.
"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."
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Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.
Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.
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Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.
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