Commuter Cancer

What is Commuter Cancer?


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Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

See diabetes, fat, big ass


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