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1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl w..
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A girl lays down on a bed and spreads her legs while the guy backs up as far as he can. He then proceeds to run towards the bed and dive..
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A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants ..