Compact Shrub

What is Compact Shrub?

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

See shrub, hair, balls

Noob Texting Syndrome

1. When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this. Dan: That hot chi..

Ottoman Hotdog

1. the act of cutting off an erect penis, stick it in a hotdog bun, and eating it "next time i should put some mustard on my ottoman ..

Eddie Weiss

1. One of many superstars in the HWL, former... Wait... Never a champion... Well, he's little Eddie's father... That has to count..

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