Company Whore

What is Company Whore?


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A Company Whore is a different breed of company man. This individual:

1 - Preaches company policies.

2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).

3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).

4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.

5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.

6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.

Hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? No, TJ we have not. I can't wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. Hey, TJ don't forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you "Company Whore"!

See cw, whore, brown noser


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