Compensation Cannon

What is Compensation Cannon?


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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallicin shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?


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