Compensation Cannon

What is Compensation Cannon?


1.

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallicin shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?


0

Random Words:

1. a high school in Pennsylvania. Way too centered around sports when they have the best marching band in the state. Brayden:"Hey do..
1. When Rachel misspells confusing and I decide to look it up on urban dictionary. "Your school is comfusing." See confusing, c..
1. A true romantic. One with a huge heart full of love to give and does so much for his other half. One that does anything to please his lo..