What is Compensation Cannon?
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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
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Weird looking woman who is Ukrainian prime minister. Wears that strange braid which makes her look like an idiot.
Did you see Timoshenk..
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Where you slap a girl in the face with your wang.
"She wouldn't play scrabble, so I pulled down my zip and gave the girl a pa..
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What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.
What a stupid ad...
