What is Compensation Cannon?
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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
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A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple..
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The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world.
"Been coughing my fucking lungs out..
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A neat little blendof the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like..
