What is Compensation Cannon?
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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
Random Words:
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A large car, mainly from the 70's, that is so big you refer to it as such.
My 73' Catalina is a land yacht!
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(n.) A very ..
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Dumbocracy: noun: a democracy with stupid voters.
"Only in a true dumbocracy could (insert name here) have been re-elected."
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