What is Compensation Cannon?
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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
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A countertop installed by someone that knows 7 or more languages.
I just had the best esophogulous countertop installed.
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Mexican way of saying "right now", with an adverb thrown in for no apparent reason. "Barely" is used often among his..
