Compensation Cannon

What is Compensation Cannon?


1.

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallicin shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?


0

Random Words:

1. 1) "W00tx0r" Spelled while talking to multiple people, and trying to listen to the soviet national hymn. 2) Phrase of defianc..
1. (1: Noun) An old out of touch person who can be a complete Biotchand is lacking in the mental capacity to hold a clear, coherent convers..
1. Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections. The name comes from a sectio..