What is Compensation Cannon?
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An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
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To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss A..
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keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.
yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this week..
