What is Competitive Between The Sheets?


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Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.

Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?

Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.

See fucking, sex, getting it on, doing it, making love, humping, shagging, intercourse, screwing, banging, boning


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