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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.
Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political belie..
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Having sex with two or more russian prostitutes at the same time.
I was in Geneva last night and had a great kalashnifuck with two gorg..