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The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.
Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that s..
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a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris
MawMaw's definition of a muff diver
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When you use facebook while on the crapper.
Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroo..