Complainasaurus

What is Complainasaurus?


1.

(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.

"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"

"That's great!"

"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."

~

*Knocking*

"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"

"Do you hear that sound?"

"What? I was sleeping."

"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."

"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."

"It sounded like it was coming from your room."

"You must be mistaken."

"I swear it was coming from here."

"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"

*Door Slams*

See complainer, thundercunt, bitch, skig-skag, grouser


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