Complainy Edit Meaning

1. With absolutely no deference to the dame it references, a Judi Dench is a colossal bowel movement. He left a big Judi Dench in the toil..

1. toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk. After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and..

1. Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village. After a romantic val..