Complainy Edit Meaning

1. iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone...

1. THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz "Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of J..

1. "biggest asshole ever" :] i love this boy so so much. nothing can describe my feelings for him. i wish i knew how to expre..