Complete Douchebag

What is Complete Douchebag?


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Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.

"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"

"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."

"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."

See asshole, tool, jackass, cunt, bitch


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