Complete The Circuit

What is Complete The Circuit?


1.

To drink while peeing.

(flush)

Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"

Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"

Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"

Mike: "Bad economy, man."

See pee, piss, take a leak, drink, break the seal, beer, Nick D


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