Compressticles

What is Compressticles?


1.

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.

He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"

See testicle, testicles, balls


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