Compstipation

What is Compstipation?

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

See computer, constipation, pation, comp, poop

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

See computer, slow, internet, constipation, fiber

Jay O Bee

1. a different way of saying job. basically spelling it out. used in a somewhat negative connotation. Joe: You want to chill today? Bob..

Yibber

1. Yibber is when you have Chunks in your gizz.Bitch! Bitch had yibber in her hair...

Kertiss

1. Bald penis with cancer The boy just caught a bad case of kertiss See bald, cancer, sad, boy..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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