Compstipation Edit Meaning

1.

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

See computer, constipation, pation, comp, poop

2.

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

See computer, slow, internet, constipation, fiber