Comptard

What is Comptard?


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Main Entry: 1 comp·tard

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd

Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow

transitive senses

Function: verb

1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE

2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote

intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation

synonym see LAMER

antonym see l33t; also : bill gates

- comp·tard·er noun

Function: noun

1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior

1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on slangdefine, she's definitely not a comptard.


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