What is Compton Ass Eddie?
1.
drives ghetto ass s-dime in the streets of compton, while smokin a fat blunt. loves to beat up hoes with a stick of pepperoni after the insult his abnormaly small wang
hoes, s-dime, glocks, and more hoes
2.
his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss
what now compton, word
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3.
Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even his roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at pool and at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie..EASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
4.
one word eddie mort, he thinks hes black and that hes the shit.
he drives an s-dime and wears south pole clothes and phatfarm shoes
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Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even our roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie..EASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
O SHiT! THAT NIGGAZ ACTIN LIKE A COMPTON ASS EDDIE! LETS SHANK THAT CRACKER BIYOTCH!! SHITT NIGGA!
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1. really small, minnie mouse not to be confused with mighty mouse 2. tiny
i didnt feel a thing but its no biggy so dont worry
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This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.
Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"
