What is Compton Cooler?
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The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.
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Fallacious belief that something must be good because you shelled out a lot of money for it. From the joke about two nouveau-riche type..
