Compulingus

What is Compulingus?

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sexusing computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

See sexbot, hobot, fuckbot, going down, eating out, carpet munching

Improgae

1. faget go to hell That girl over there is an improgae. See WOW..

Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

W.w.o.p.d

1. What would Optimus Prime do? Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and s..

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