Compulingus

What is Compulingus?

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sexusing computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

See sexbot, hobot, fuckbot, going down, eating out, carpet munching

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