What is Compuserve?
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An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
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The result of a man's misfire of sperm into his partner's eye. Causes an unbearable stinging sensation and redness in the eye ..