Computer Ass

What is Computer Ass?


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A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.

The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”

Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.

Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.

Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.

See white-guy butt, badunka dunk, flat ass


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