What is Computer?
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
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5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. slangdefine :)
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
