Computer Geek

What is Computer Geek?


1.

A computer geek is an obsolete pejorative stereotype for a student interested in computer science. A geek is an individual who pursues personal passions even if they are derided as unattractive fascinations. To be a geek is to be, unflinchingly, oneself.

I am a computer geek because I like to study computer science.

2.

A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.

Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.

See computer, geek, cs, science, internet, beauty

3.

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!

Computer Geek:wtf

See computer, geek, redneck, asshole, fucking

4.

someone who is knowledgeable in things related to computers, internet, softwre, hardware, etc. beyond the average person.

See also Dork.

Tom is so great with photoshop you'd think he's a computer geek or something.

5.

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

See computer, geek, nerd, virgin, cs

6.

Perjorative aimed at those who spend most of their time interacting with a computer and fail to develop emotionally and physically.

That geek thinks he's great because he's a computer whizz... he doesn't realise he's an immature loser.

7.

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.

Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111

Normal Person: WTF does that mean?

See computers, technology, geek, nerd, xbox tan


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