Computer Mash

What is Computer Mash?

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."

"Like how?"

"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

See chat speak, gibberish, keyboardmash

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