Computer Phone

What is Computer Phone?


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What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.


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