Computer Sex

What is Computer Sex?


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when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy

lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you

mary: lets have computer sex!

lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner

mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!

lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

See sex, computer, boner, lyle, mary


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