What is Computer Tan?
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The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
Steve: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Darwin: "Not much, worked on my computer tan"
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