Computer Widow

What is Computer Widow?

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.

Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.

Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.

See vidiot, wow, mmo

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